piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via projectdoll)

"I need more clothes."

me everyday when getting ready  (via ss2007)

(Source: vauo, via toodopetoexist)

iftherainstillmakesyou-smile:

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

I thought this was gonna make me mad

(via officialbritishcolumbia)

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via noctuids)

(Source: ladies-goodnight, via noctuids)

flurscnt:

daily questions of existence

(via noctuids)

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flurscnt:

daily questions of existence

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