urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

(via oldparanoia)

polyteleology:

sunteaflower:

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever l I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.

(via oldparanoia)

redrubied:

pradaboiswagg:

babycakesbriauna:

mybellarina:

will this ever stop being funny?

swerve

Damn Clinton.

I’ll be laughing at this for 300 more years

(via oldparanoia)

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redrubied:

pradaboiswagg:

babycakesbriauna:

mybellarina:

will this ever stop being funny?

swerve

Damn Clinton.

I’ll be laughing at this for 300 more years

(via oldparanoia)

I want to go back to how I felt on page one

(via oldparanoia)

Timestamp: 1413141257

I want to go back to how I felt on page one

(via oldparanoia)

nicocacolaaa:

spookyspiders:

" money cant solve all your problems "

yes it can

money would legitimately solve the majority of my problems right now, yes

(via oldparanoia)

gravesandghouls:

Kittens play in a jack-o-lantern in Madison, WI, 1965

(via vixensandmonsters)

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gravesandghouls:

Kittens play in a jack-o-lantern in Madison, WI, 1965

(via vixensandmonsters)

romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

(via comeplaywithdrfeelgood)

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